Was it my Kindle!?!?

Loud crunching noise that awakes me from my sleep.  In a fog, I sense The Boyfriend walking around from my side of the bed to his.

Me:  Whaaaa...?

The Boyfriend:  Shhh.  Just go back to sleep.

Me(Still groggy, mumbling)  What was that noise?

The Boyfriend:  Nothing.  I was turning off your light and then I stepped on something that made a noise.

Me(Now wide awake and very, very concerned and maybe even yelling a little)  WAS IT MY KINDLE?!?!?!

The Boyfriend (Audible eyeroll)  No.  It's on the table where you left it.

Me(Sleepily and with much fondness)  My Kindllleeee....

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Poor The Boyfriend.  No matter that he may have actually injured himself on whatever he stepped on, I was only concerned about my wonderful, wonderful Kindle.  Clearly, naming it "The Boyfriend II" was a fantastic idea.

Come to think of it, though...he might have stepped on my glasses.  Awesome.