You guys, I have some news...
...as of yesterday, the second most popular search term to get to my site was my actual site name.
No, seriously, this is huge. After continuously getting hits from people searching for various forms of porn ("redhead naked feet," "redhead naked boobs," "gigundous boobies," and my new favorite, "redhead vomit") it's a good sign that I'm moving up in the world when people are actually searching for me.
But yeah, sorry, still no naked pictures, in case you were hoping that this time it'd be different.
How do you suggest I celebrate?